April 29, 2008
Head! Pants! Now!
The Cubs should have made Ben Sheets pay for his seven walks. They didn’t.
The Brewers all have enormous heads. They must have the largest average hat size in the league.
Bad Cub bullpen. Bad.
Guillermo Mota looks like a thin, 10-fingered Antonio Alfonseca.
Give me nine Mike Fontenots, an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a girl [...]

